Top 99 Senior Quotes From The Office

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Top 99 Senior Quotes From The Office

Are you a fan of The Office? Do you want to incorporate some of the show’s humor into your senior yearbook quotes? Look no further! Here are the top 99 senior quotes from The Office:

  1. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
  2. “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
  3. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
  4. “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
  5. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
  6. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
  7. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
  8. “I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
  9. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I was, but then I found out I was just close to being a millionaire.” – Creed Bratton
  10. “I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
  11. “I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.” – Charles Bukowski (quoted by Dwight Schrute)
  12. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing (quoted by Michael Scott)
  13. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.” – Pam Beesly
  14. “I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Michael Scott
  15. “I am Beyoncรฉ, always.” – Michael Scott
  16. “I’m not afraid of exams. I’ve been preparing for them my whole life.” – Creed Bratton
  17. “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott
  18. “I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.” – Groucho Marx (quoted by Michael Scott)
  19. “I don’t hate anyone. Except for Toby.” – Michael Scott
  20. “I’m not a fan of the way you express yourself in general.” – Toby Flenderson
  21. “I’m not sure I can distinguish between a great leap forward and a lunging stumble, but I know when I see them.” – Michael Scott
  22. “I have been Michael’s number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like… Mozart’s friend. No, I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like… Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you’re gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.” – Dwight Schrute
  23. “I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.” – Dwight Schrute
  24. “I declare Christmas officially over.” – Angela Martin
  25. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute
  26. “I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, punk?” – Clint Eastwood (quoted by Michael Scott)
  27. “I have a lot of work to do today. Let’s get started.” – Jim Halpert
  28. “I was never really sure where I fit in or what my purpose was. But now I know. I’m here so Michael can get his job back. And that’s what I’m going to do. Unless I don’t feel like it.” – Ryan Howard
  29. “I have decided I’m going to be more honest. I’m going to start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, ’cause old Michael’s got a new message. ‘Hey, Darryl. What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?’ ‘You mean Shenanigans?'” – Michael Scott
  30. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I was, but then I found out I was just close to being a millionaire.” – Creed Bratton
  31. “I’m not a bad person. I’m just really good at pretending to be one.” – Jan Levinson
  32. “I don’t know how George Washington did it when he had to make a speech.” – Kevin Malone
  33. “I don’t want to hear about the prom. Okay, I’m sorry. It’s not that I don’t care. I don’t care. Okay?” – Michael Scott
  34. “I’m not a fan of this word ‘diversity’. It’s become a buzzword. It’s like ‘new coke’. It’ll pass.” – Michael Scott
  35. “I have a dream, that one day every person in this room will control their own destiny. A tapestry of quotes, phrases, and ideas. All stitched together into a quilt of greatness.” – Michael Scott
  36. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
  37. “I don’t think it’s many little girls’ dream to be a receptionist.” – Pam Beesly
  38. “I don’t hate you. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.” – Jim Halpert
  39. “I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.” – Kelly Kapoor
  40. “I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
  41. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
  42. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
  43. “I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
  44. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing (quoted by Michael Scott)
  45. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.” – Pam Beesly
  46. “I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.” – Dwight Schrute
  47. “I am Beyoncรฉ, always.” – Michael Scott
  48. “I’m not a fan of the way you express yourself in general.” – Toby Flenderson
  49. “I’m not sure I can distinguish between a great leap forward and a lunging stumble, but I know when I see them.” – Michael Scott
  50. “I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Michael Scott
  51. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
  52. “I’m not afraid of exams. I’ve been preparing for them my whole life.” – Creed Bratton
  53. “I don’t hate anyone. Except for Toby.” – Michael Scott
  54. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
  55. “I declare Christmas officially over.” – Angela Martin
  56. “I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute
  57. “I don’t know how George Washington did it when he had to make a speech.” – Kevin Malone
  58. “I have decided I’m going to be more honest. I’m going to start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, ’cause old Michael’s got a new message. ‘Hey, Darryl. What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?’ ‘You mean Shenanigans?'” – Michael Scott
  59. “I’m not a bad person. I’m
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