Top 99 Savage Quotes To Say To Your Ex

Breakups can be tough, but sometimes you just need to let your ex know how you really feel. Here are the top 99 savage quotes to say to your ex:

“I hope your new partner is allergic to dogs and your favorite food.”
“I’m glad you showed me your true colors before I wasted any more time on you.”
“I never knew what true happiness was until I got rid of you.”
“You were nothing but a lesson in my life.”
“I hope you step on a Lego.”
“You’re like a penny, not worth much and always in the way.”
“I don’t hate you, I’m just disappointed.”
“I hope you find someone who is just as fake as you are.”
“I’m not angry, just amazed at how much of a disappointment you turned out to be.”
“I don’t miss you, I miss the person I thought you were.”
“I hope you find someone who is just as emotionally unavailable as you are.”
“I didn’t lose you, you lost me.”
“I hope you get lost in a maze and never find your way out.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then stub your toe on the coffee table.”
“I hope your new partner is a terrible kisser.”
“I hope your phone falls in the toilet.”
“I hope you get a parking ticket every time you leave the house.”
“I hope your new partner snores.”
“I hope you get lost in the woods and have to eat bugs to survive.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a paper cut.”
“You’re like a mosquito, annoying and always in my ear.”
“I hope you get stuck in traffic every single day of your life.”
“I hope you get food poisoning from your favorite restaurant.”
“I hope your new partner talks during movies.”
“I hope your new partner is a terrible driver.”
“I hope you forget your password to everything.”
“I hope you get a flat tire on the way to an important meeting.”
“I hope you get lost in a foreign country and can’t speak the language.”
“I hope you never find true love.”
“I hope your new partner is always late.”
“I hope you get sunburned and then rained on.”
“I hope your new partner chews with their mouth open.”
“I hope you always have a piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth.”
“I hope you get lost in a mall and can’t find your way out.”
“I hope you step in a puddle with socks on.”
“I hope you get a mosquito bite on the bottom of your foot.”
“I hope your new partner is a terrible cook.”
“I hope you never find true happiness.”
“I hope you get lost in a big city and can’t find your way back.”
“I hope you get stuck in an elevator with your worst enemy.”
“I hope your new partner talks during movies and eats loudly.”
“I hope you always have bad hair days.”
“I hope your new partner is always on their phone.”
“I hope you get lost in a desert and have to drink your own urine to survive.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a splinter.”
“I hope you never find true love or happiness.”
“I hope your new partner is a terrible dancer.”
“I hope you get lost in a haunted house and can’t find your way out.”
“I hope you get a paper cut every time you touch a piece of paper.”
“I hope your new partner snorts when they laugh.”
“I hope you always have a pimple on your nose.”
“I hope your new partner is always cold.”
“I hope you get lost in a forest and have to eat bugs and berries to survive.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a hangnail.”
“I hope you never find true love, happiness, or success.”
“I hope your new partner is always grumpy.”
“I hope you get lost on a deserted island and have to eat sand to survive.”
“I hope you get a splinter every time you touch a wooden surface.”
“I hope your new partner has terrible breath.”
“I hope you always have a bad hair day on important occasions.”
“I hope your new partner always forgets important dates.”
“I hope you get lost in a cave and can’t find your way out.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a paper cut and a splinter.”
“I hope you never find true love, happiness, success, or inner peace.”
“I hope your new partner is always late and forgetful.”
“I hope you get lost in a corn maze and can’t find your way out.”
“I hope you get a paper cut every time you touch a book.”
“I hope your new partner always leaves the toilet seat up.”
“I hope you always have spinach in your teeth.”
“I hope your new partner always talks during movies and eats loudly.”
“I hope you get lost in a blizzard and have to eat snow to survive.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a hangnail and a paper cut.”
“I hope you never find true love, happiness, success, inner peace, or a good hair day.”
“I hope your new partner is always messy and disorganized.”
“I hope you get lost in a labyrinth and can’t find your way out.”
“I hope you get a paper cut every time you touch a piece of mail.”
“I hope your new partner always leaves the toilet seat down.”
“I hope you always have lipstick on your teeth.”
“I hope your new partner always interrupts you.”
“I hope you get lost in a jungle and have to eat bugs and leaves to survive.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a splinter and a hangnail and a paper cut.”
“I hope you never find true love, happiness, success, inner peace, a good hair day, or a perfect outfit.”
“I hope your new partner is always indecisive and wishy-washy.”
“I hope you get lost in a fog and can’t find your way out.”
“I hope you get a paper cut every time you touch a piece of tape.”
“I hope your new partner always forgets your anniversary.”
“I hope you always have a run in your stockings.”
“I hope your new partner always talks behind your back.”
“I hope you get lost in a desert island and have to eat sand and rocks to survive.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a hangnail and a splinter and a paper cut and a blister.”
“I hope you never find true love, happiness, success, inner peace, a good hair day, a perfect outfit, or a comfortable pair of shoes.”
“I hope your new partner is always pessimistic and negative.”
“I hope you get lost in a labyrinth of mirrors and can’t find your way out.”
“I hope you get a paper cut every time you touch a piece of mail or tape or cardboard.”
“I hope your new partner always criticizes you.”
“I hope you always have a piece of food stuck in your teeth.”
“I hope your new partner always belittles you.”
“I hope you get lost in a dark forest and have to fight off wild animals to survive.”
“I hope you step on a Lego and then get a blister and a hangnail and a splinter and a paper cut and a mosquito bite

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