Top 99 Happy Mothers Day Friends Funny Quotes

Looking for some laughs and good times with your friends this Mother’s Day? Check out our top 99 funny quotes and our top 10 ideas for celebrating with your favorite ladies!

“I’m not saying my mom is Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen her and Wonder Woman in the same room.”
“Behind every great mother is a group text with her best friends.”
“I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.”
“I never know what to get my mom for Mother’s Day. I mean, the woman who gave me life deserves a lot more than a card and a bouquet of flowers, but that’s about all I can afford.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to in the first place.”
“Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty child like my sibling. Love, your favorite.”
“Mom, I turned out awesome because of you, but also because you didn’t let me become a Kardashian.”
“I told my mom she was invading my personal space and she said I came out of her personal space. Touché, Mom.”
“Mom, thanks for always being there to listen to me complain about my problems that you warned me about.”
“I’m pretty sure my mom’s favorite child is her wine glass.”
“Mom, you’re the only one who truly knows how many times I’ve worn the same outfit in a week and still loves me anyway.”
“I don’t always call my mom, but when I do, it’s because I need something.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but with a much better outfit.”
“I may not be the perfect daughter, but at least I’m not as bad as my sibling.”
“I asked my mom if she wanted to go out for Mother’s Day and she said she already has plans. I’m her plan.”
“Mom, I’m sorry for all the times I didn’t listen to you. But let’s be real, it’s not like I’m going to start now.”
“I love my mom even though she still thinks I’m a virgin and I’m in my 30s.”
“Mom, thanks for teaching me that it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. And also for driving me everywhere.”
“I’m not saying my mom is a ninja, but I’ve never seen her and Batman in the same room either.”
“Mom, you’re like a GPS for my life. Sometimes I don’t listen to you and end up lost, but I always come back to the right path.”
“I don’t always remember to call my mom, but when I do, it’s because my friends reminded me it’s Mother’s Day.”
“Mom, you’re the real MVP for putting up with my dad all these years.”
“I love how my mom pretends to be surprised every year when I get her the same Mother’s Day card.”
“I hope I’m half the mom my mom is, but without the same fashion sense.”
“My mom is like a therapist, but with better advice and no bill at the end.”
“Mom, thanks for being my personal cheerleader even when I’m only cheering for myself.”
“I’m pretty sure my mom’s secret superpower is her ability to find anything I’ve lost in less than five minutes.”
“Mom, you’re like a human Wikipedia. You know everything and you’re always right.”
“I’m not saying my mom is a witch, but she does have this magical ability to make me feel better with just a hug.”
“Motherhood: when going to the bathroom alone is the equivalent of a day at the spa.”
“My mom always said I was a handful, but she never mentioned that she had two hands.”
“Mom, I’m sorry for all the times I blamed you for my bad haircuts. It wasn’t your fault that I wanted bangs like Zooey Deschanel.”
“I don’t always listen to my mom, but when I do, it’s because she’s threatening to take away my phone.”
“Mom, thanks for always being there to pick me up when I fall. And also for teaching me how to walk in the first place.”
“My mom is like a superhero, but instead of a cape, she wears yoga pants.”
“I love how my mom always knows what to say to make me feel better, even when I’m being a drama queen.”
“Mom, thanks for being my first friend and my best friend.”
“I’m not saying my mom is psychic, but she always knows when I’m lying and what I’m lying about.”
“I may not have a lot of money, but at least I have a mom who loves me, even when I’m broke.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a secret identity, you have a secret stash of chocolate.”
“I love how my mom always knows the perfect thing to say to make me laugh, even when I’m feeling down.”
“Mom, you’re like a magician, but instead of pulling rabbits out of hats, you pull dinner out of thin air.”
“I’m pretty sure my mom’s favorite hobby is making me feel guilty for not calling her enough.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a sidekick, you have a glass of wine.”
“I don’t always understand my mom’s sense of humor, but I always appreciate it.”
“Mom, thanks for teaching me how to be strong, independent, and confident, even when I don’t feel like it.”
“I’m not saying my mom is a magician, but she makes my problems disappear faster than Houdini.”
“I don’t always agree with my mom, but I always respect her.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a utility belt, you have a purse full of everything I could ever need.”
“I love how my mom always knows what’s best for me, even when I think I know better.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a lair, you have a minivan.”
“I’m not saying my mom is a saint, but she did raise me and my sibling without ever cursing in front of us.”
“I love how my mom always knows how to make a bad day better with just a hug and a cup of tea.”
“Mom, thanks for teaching me how to be kind, compassionate, and loving, even when the world isn’t.”
“I’m not saying my mom is a superhero, but she’s definitely the hero of our family.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a secret hideout, you have a walk-in closet.”
“I love how my mom always knows when something is wrong, even when I try to hide it.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a mask, you have sunglasses and a baseball cap.”
“I’m pretty sure my mom’s favorite song is ‘Butterfly Kisses’.”
“I love how my mom always knows how to make me feel better, even when I’m being ridiculous.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a nemesis, you have PTA meetings.”
“I’m not saying my mom is a genius, but she did figure out how to make me eat vegetables when I was a kid.”
“Mom, thanks for always being there to support me, even when I make mistakes.”
“I’m pretty sure my mom’s favorite hobby is embarrassing me in front of my friends.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a sidekick, you have a dog.”
“I love how my mom always knows when I need a break and offers to take the kids for a few hours.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a cape, you have a cardigan.”
“I’m not saying my mom is perfect, but she’s pretty close.”
“Mom, thanks for always being there to listen to me talk about my problems, even when they seem trivial.”
“I’m pretty sure my mom’s favorite thing to say is ‘I told you so’.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero, but instead of a secret identity, you have a coupon book.”
“I love how my mom always knows how to make my favorite meal, even when I don’t ask for it.”
“Mom, you’re like a superhero

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