1. "Happy Valentine's Day To My Favorite Partner In Crime."
Valentine’s Day is not just for lovers, it’s also a great opportunity to show your appreciation for your friends. Here are the top 99 funny Valentine quotes to send to your best friend:
2. “You may not be my Valentine, but you’ll always be my galentine.”
3. “I’m so glad we’re friends, because I can’t afford to buy you chocolates and flowers.”
4. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m just glad I’m not spending Valentine’s Day with you.”
6. “Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person who understands my Netflix obsession.”
7. “I’m so grateful to have a friend like you, who doesn’t judge me for eating a whole box of chocolates in one sitting.”
8. “You make me laugh, you make me smile, and you make me glad I’m not spending Valentine’s Day alone.”
10. “You’re the Leslie Knope to my Ann Perkins.”
11. “Valentine’s Day is just an excuse to eat chocolate, and I’m so glad I have you to share it with.”
12. “I love you more than a heart-shaped box of chocolates.”
14. “You’re the wine to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
15. “I’m so glad we’re friends, because I don’t think I could handle being romantic on Valentine’s Day.”
16. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I wouldn’t want to spend Valentine’s Day with anyone but you.”
18. “You’re the mac to my cheese, the yin to my yang, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
19. “I may not be your Prince Charming, but I promise to always be your best friend.”
20. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to get drunk together.”
22. “You’re the Chandler to my Joey, the Monica to my Rachel, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
23. “I’m so glad we’re friends, because I don’t think I could handle the pressure of a Valentine’s Day date.”
24. “You’re the Beyoncรฉ to my Jay-Z, the Kim to my Kanye, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
26. “You’re the Robin to my Batman, the Hermione to my Harry, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
27. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to eat chocolate and gossip about our exes.”
28. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the bacon to my eggs, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
30. “You’re the Han to my Chewie, the Kirk to my Spock, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
31. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to watch rom-coms and cry together.”
32. “You’re the Batman to my Robin, the Superman to my Lois, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
34. “You’re the Sam to my Frodo, the Ron to my Harry, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
35. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to eat ice cream and complain about how much we hate dating.”
36. “You’re the cheese to my crackers, the chocolate to my strawberries, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
38. “You’re the JD to my Turk, the JD to my Elliot, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
39. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to watch horror movies and scream together.”
40. “You’re the salt to my pepper, the ketchup to my fries, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
42. “You’re the Spongebob to my Patrick, the Phineas to my Ferb, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
43. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to stay in and binge-watch our favorite TV shows.”
44. “You’re the milk to my cereal, the cream to my tea, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
46. “You’re the Joey to my Chandler, the Dwight to my Jim, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
47. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to order takeout and eat it in bed.”
48. “You’re the jelly to my donut, the icing to my cupcake, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
50. “You’re the Cartman to my Kyle, the Stan to my Kenny, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
51. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to have a girls’ night out and dance like nobody’s watching.”
52. “You’re the Nutella to my bread, the jam to my toast, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
54. “You’re the Cartman to my Butters, the Kyle to my Ike, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
55. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to have a guys’ night out and act like idiots.”
56. “You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the butter to my popcorn, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
58. “You’re the Shaggy to my Scooby, the Timon to my Pumbaa, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
59. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to buy each other ridiculous gifts and laugh about it.”
60. “You’re the frosting to my cake, the syrup to my pancakes, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”
62. “You’re the Ron to my Ron, the Jake to my Finn, and the best friend a guy could ask for.”
63. “Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to wear matching outfits and take ridiculous photos.”
64. “You’re the cream to my pie, the sauce to my pasta, and the best friend a girl could ask for.”