Funny Things To Write In A Birthday Card For A Friend

Funny Things To Write In A Birthday Card For A Friend

When it comes to writing a birthday card for a friend, adding a touch of humor can make their day even more special. Here are the top 99 funny things to write in a birthday card for a friend:

Top 99 Funny Things To Write In A Birthday Card For A Friend

1. Happy birthday to someone who is smart, good looking, and funny, and reminds me a lot of myself.
2. You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic.
3. Don’t worry about getting older, it’s not like you’re getting any wiser.
4. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my confidante, and my therapist (you owe me a session).
5. Congratulations on another year of successfully fooling everyone into thinking you have your life together.
6. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine wine (but honestly, more like a cheap beer).
7. Another year older and still as immature as ever.
8. Happy birthday to my friend who is aging like a banana.
9. Happy birthday to someone who still looks good for their age (but let’s be real, that’s not saying much).
10. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you want, including a nap.
11. Happy birthday to someone who still thinks they’re in their twenties (even if their body disagrees).
12. Happy birthday to my friend who is one year closer to being able to use their senior citizen discount.
13. Congratulations on surviving another year of my nonsense.
14. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like cheese (smelly, but still delicious).
15. Another year older and still no wiser. Keep up the good work!
16. Happy birthday to the one person who knows all my secrets (and still puts up with me).
17. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my wingman, and my ride or die.
18. Another year of memories, laughter, and awkward moments. Let’s make this one count.
19. Happy birthday to someone who is so old, their birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.
20. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes.
21. Happy birthday to someone who still has a lot to learn about life (but let’s be real, who doesn’t?).
22. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
23. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a raisin (wrinkly, but still sweet).
24. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you deserve (and trust me, that’s not always a good thing).
25. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine cheese (smelly, but still delicious).
26. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible singing.
27. Happy birthday to someone who is one year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady (or man).
28. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
29. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine wine (but honestly, more like a cheap beer).
30. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you want, including a nap.
31. Congratulations on surviving another year of my nonsense.
32. Happy birthday to the one person who knows all my secrets (and still puts up with me).
33. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my wingman, and my ride or die.
34. Another year of memories, laughter, and awkward moments. Let’s make this one count.
35. Happy birthday to someone who is so old, their birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.
36. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes.
37. Happy birthday to someone who still has a lot to learn about life (but let’s be real, who doesn’t?).
38. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
39. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a raisin (wrinkly, but still sweet).
40. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you deserve (and trust me, that’s not always a good thing).
41. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine cheese (smelly, but still delicious).
42. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible singing.
43. Happy birthday to someone who is one year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady (or man).
44. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
45. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine wine (but honestly, more like a cheap beer).
46. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you want, including a nap.
47. Congratulations on surviving another year of my nonsense.
48. Happy birthday to the one person who knows all my secrets (and still puts up with me).
49. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my wingman, and my ride or die.
50. Another year of memories, laughter, and awkward moments. Let’s make this one count.
51. Happy birthday to someone who is so old, their birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.
52. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes.
53. Happy birthday to someone who still has a lot to learn about life (but let’s be real, who doesn’t?).
54. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
55. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a raisin (wrinkly, but still sweet).
56. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you deserve (and trust me, that’s not always a good thing).
57. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine cheese (smelly, but still delicious).
58. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible singing.
59. Happy birthday to someone who is one year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady (or man).
60. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
61. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine wine (but honestly, more like a cheap beer).
62. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you want, including a nap.
63. Congratulations on surviving another year of my nonsense.
64. Happy birthday to the one person who knows all my secrets (and still puts up with me).
65. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my wingman, and my ride or die.
66. Another year of memories, laughter, and awkward moments. Let’s make this one count.
67. Happy birthday to someone who is so old, their birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.
68. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes.
69. Happy birthday to someone who still has a lot to learn about life (but let’s be real, who doesn’t?).
70. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
71. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a raisin (wrinkly, but still sweet).
72. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you deserve (and trust me, that’s not always a good thing).
73. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine cheese (smelly, but still delicious).
74. Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible singing.
75. Happy birthday to someone who is one year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady (or man).
76. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and a little bit crazy. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
77. Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine wine (but honestly, more like a cheap beer).
78. On your birthday, I hope you get everything you want, including a nap.
79. Congratulations on surviving another year of my nonsense.
80. Happy birthday to the one person who knows all my secrets (and still puts up with me).
81. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my wingman, and my ride or die.
82. Another year of memories,