Looking for some funny spring letter board quotes to add some humor and cheer to your home or office? Look no further than our top 99 list of hilarious and lighthearted sayings:
1. “Spring has sprung, and so have my allergies.”
2. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a spring person.”
3. “Bloom where you are planted, unless you’re a weed.”
4. “I’m sorry for what I said when it was winter.”
5. “Spring cleaning is just throwing out all the things you’ve been hoarding since last spring.”
6. “Spring: when the sun comes out and so do the shorts.”
7. “I’m not lazy, I’m in spring training.”
8. “Spring: the season of hope, rebirth, and pollen.”
9. “I’m so excited for spring, I wet my plants.”
10. “Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!'”
11. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about spring being the best season.”
12. “Spring is a reminder that every day is a fresh start.”
13. “I’m not a hoarder, I’m just preparing for spring cleaning.”
14. “Spring: the season of allergies and love.”
15. “Spring: the season of change, growth, and a sudden urge to clean.”
16. “I’m not addicted to coffee, I’m just in a committed relationship with caffeine.”
17. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and a fresh batch of excuses for why I haven’t started my diet yet.”
18. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just waiting for spring to motivate me.”
19. “Spring is the perfect time to start over, unless you’re a hamster on a wheel.”
20. “I’m not crazy, I’m just a little spring feverish.”
21. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and the sudden urge to redecorate.”
22. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m a spring morning person.”
23. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and the realization that I still haven’t used my gym membership.”
24. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for spring cleaning.”
25. “Spring is the time of year when it’s appropriate to wear floral patterns without being judged.”
26. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a spring person.”
27. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and a sudden urge to start a garden you know you can’t keep alive.”
28. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why spring is the best season.”
29. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and the sudden realization that swimsuit season is just around the corner.”
30. “I don’t always enjoy spring, but when I do, it’s with a cold drink in my hand.”
31. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and the sudden urge to deep clean your entire house.”
32. “I’m not a hoarder, I’m just stockpiling for spring cleaning.”
33. “Spring is the season of new beginnings, fresh starts, and the sudden urge to start a new hobby you’ll probably abandon by summer.”
34. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for spring fever.”
35. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and a sudden urge to break out the flip flops.”
36. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why spring is the superior season.”
37. “Spring is the time of year when I realize I should have started my diet in January.”
38. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a spring morning person.”
39. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and the sudden realization that you still haven’t started your taxes.”
40. “I’m not crazy, I’m just experiencing spring fever.”
41. “Spring is the perfect time to clean out your closet and make room for more clothes.”
42. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for spring cleaning.”
43. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and the sudden urge to call in sick and go to the beach.”
44. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why spring is the most wonderful time of the year.”
45. “Spring is the time of year when I realize I should have started my Christmas shopping in January.”
46. “I’m not a morning person, but I am a spring morning person.”
47. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and the sudden urge to organize your junk drawer.”
48. “I’m not crazy, I’m just experiencing spring fever.”
49. “Spring is the perfect time to start a new project you’ll probably never finish.”
50. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for spring fever.”
51. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and the sudden urge to buy a convertible.”
52. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why spring is the best season for fashion.”
53. “Spring is the time of year when I realize I should have started my garden last fall.”
54. “I’m not a morning person, but I am a spring morning person.”
55. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and the sudden urge to clean out your inbox.”
56. “I’m not crazy, I’m just experiencing spring fever.”
57. “Spring is the perfect time to start a new workout routine you’ll probably give up on by summer.”
58. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for spring fever.”
59. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and the sudden urge to plan a vacation you can’t afford.”
60. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why spring is the best season for home decor.”
61. “Spring is the time of year when I realize I should have started saving for summer vacation in January.”
62. “I’m not a morning person, but I am a spring morning person.”
63. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and the sudden urge to start a new book you’ll probably never finish.”
64. “I’m not crazy, I’m just experiencing spring fever.”
65. “Spring is the perfect time to start a new hobby you’ll probably never master.”
66. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for spring fever.”
67. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and the sudden urge to buy a new swimsuit.”
68. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why spring is the best season for food.”
69. “Spring is the time of year when I realize I should have started my spring cleaning last year.”
70. “I’m not a morning person, but I am a spring morning person.”
71. “Spring: the season of hope, renewal, and the sudden urge to start a new project you’ll probably never start.”
72. “I’m not crazy, I’m just experiencing spring fever.”
73. “Spring is the perfect time to start a new exercise routine you’ll probably never stick to.”
74. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for spring fever.”
75. “Spring: the season of allergies, sunshine, and the sudden urge to buy a new pair of sunglasses.”
76. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why spring is the best season for travel.”
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