Are you looking for some funny posts to put on Facebook to brighten up your followers’ day? Look no further! Here are the top 99 quotes for your next listicle:
1. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
2. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
3. “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
4. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”
5. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
6. “I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.”
7. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix time.”
8. “I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”
9. “I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking in cursive.”
10. “I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.”
11. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a brunch person.”
12. “I’m not bossy, I’m just a natural leader.”
13. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you time to miss me.”
14. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight snacker.”
15. “I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing gravity.”
16. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about being right.”
17. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when it’s really needed.”
18. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just on a social media break.”
19. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘five more minutes’ person.”
20. “I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”
21. “I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized.”
22. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking a mental health break.”
23. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong. Unless I’m wrong.”
24. “I’m not drunk, I’m just pleasantly buzzed.”
25. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast-for-dinner person.”
26. “I’m not bossy, I just have great leadership skills.”
27. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just living my best life.”
28. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for something more important.”
29. “I’m not weird, I’m just uniquely me.”
30. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
31. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Again.”
32. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee and contemplation person.”
33. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just making sure I have all the facts before I act.”
34. “I’m not always right, but I’m certainly never wrong on purpose.”
35. “I’m not drunk, I’m just in a good mood.”
36. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just taking a social media break.”
37. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.”
38. “I’m not weird, I’m just a little quirky.”
39. “I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized and full of energy.”
40. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately explaining why I’m right.”
41. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast enthusiast.”
42. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking my time to make sure it’s perfect.”
43. “I’m not always right, but I’m never afraid to admit when I’m wrong.”
44. “I’m not drunk, I’m just feeling a little tipsy.”
45. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my mental health.”
46. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things like napping.”
47. “I’m not weird, I’m just a little offbeat.”
48. “I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged.”
49. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about my opinion.”
50. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a night owl.”
51. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking a mental break.”
52. “I’m not always right, but I’m never afraid to stand up for what I believe in.”
53. “I’m not drunk, I’m just feeling a little buzzed.”
54. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just taking some time for self-care.”
55. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things like binge-watching Netflix.”
56. “I’m not weird, I’m just a little quirky and proud of it.”
57. “I’m not short, I’m just pocket-sized.”
58. “I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my opinion loudly.”
59. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee’ person.”
60. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just practicing prioritizing.”
61. “I’m not always right, but I’m never afraid to learn from my mistakes.”
62. “I’m not drunk, I’m just feeling a little happy.”
63. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just taking some time to disconnect.”
64. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things like reading a good book.”
65. “I’m not weird, I’m just delightfully different.”
66. “I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized and full of energy.”
67. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately debating.”
68. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘let me sleep five more minutes’ person.”
69. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking a break to recharge.”
70. “I’m not always right, but I’m never afraid to admit when I’m wrong.”
71. “I’m not drunk, I’m just feeling a little silly.”
72. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just taking some time to focus on myself.”
73. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things like taking a nap.”
74. “I’m not weird, I’m just a little eccentric.”
75. “I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged and proud of it.”
76. “I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my opinion passionately.”
77. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘let me finish my coffee’ person.”
78. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking a break to clear my head.”
79. “I’m not always right, but I’m never afraid to stand up for what I believe in.”
80. “I’m not drunk, I’m just feeling a little tipsy.”
81. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just taking some time to focus on my mental health.”
82. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things like watching cat videos.”
83. “I’m not weird, I’m just a little different.”
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