99 Funny Long Distance Friendship Quotes

99 Funny Long Distance Friendship Quotes

Long distance friendships can be tough, but they can also be hilarious! Here are 99 funny long distance friendship quotes to share with your faraway BFF:

1. “Distance means so little when someone means so much.” – Tom McNeal
2. “I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” – Unknown
3. “I may not always be there with you, but I’ll always be there for you.” – Unknown
4. “True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.” – Unknown
5. “I miss you a little, a little too much, a little too often, and a whole lot more each day.” – Unknown
6. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
7. “Long distance relationships are like a test of our love and trust. It’s hard, but it’s worth it.” – Unknown
8. “Distance means nothing when someone means everything.” – Unknown
9. “I can’t promise to be there for you, but I can promise to always be thinking of you.” – Unknown
10. “Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown
11. “Even though we’re miles apart, a friend like you is always close to my heart.” – Unknown
12. “I’m not sure what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I’m so grateful for you every day.” – Unknown
13. “Distance is just a test of how far love can travel.” – Unknown
14. “I miss your face like crazy.” – Unknown
15. “Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.” – Edna Buchanan
16. “You’re not just my friend, you’re my sanity check, my sounding board, and my partner in crime.” – Unknown
17. “True friends are always together in spirit.” – L.M. Montgomery
18. “Sometimes our best friends are our soulmates.” – Carrie Bradshaw
19. “The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way.” – Unknown
20. “I don’t care how many miles separate us, I will always be there for you.” – Unknown
21. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it certainly helps.” – Unknown
22. “Our friendship is like a fine wine – it only gets better with age.” – Unknown
23. “You know you’ve found your tribe when your soul feels at home.” – Unknown
24. “A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.” – Unknown
25. “I’m not sure what’s tighter – our friendship or our jeans.” – Unknown
26. “Distance is temporary, but our friendship is forever.” – Unknown
27. “You’re my favorite person to text when I’m bored.” – Unknown
28. “We might be miles apart, but we’re always on the same page.” – Unknown
29. “I miss your face, your laugh, and your company. But most of all, I just miss you.” – Unknown
30. “In a world full of temporary things, you are a perpetual feeling.” – Sanober Khan
31. “You’re not just my friend, you’re my weirdo.” – Unknown
32. “I don’t need a therapist, I have my best friend.” – Unknown
33. “You’re my person, even when you’re not physically here.” – Unknown
34. “I miss you more than I miss coffee in the morning.” – Unknown
35. “A true friend is someone who loves you even when you’re in your sweatpants and haven’t showered for three days.” – Unknown
36. “Distance may be tough, but our friendship is tougher.” – Unknown
37. “I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
38. “Distance makes the heart grow fonder, but it also makes the butt go numb.” – Unknown
39. “I’m so grateful for technology, because it means we can still be friends even when we’re far apart.” – Unknown
40. “You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the milk to my cookie, and the peanut butter to my jelly.” – Unknown
41. “I miss you more than a dog misses his tail.” – Unknown
42. “A good friend is like a four-leaf clover – hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown
43. “I miss your face so much I’d wear it as a mask.” – Unknown
44. “The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way.” – Unknown
45. “I miss you more than a cat misses his scratching post.” – Unknown
46. “A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself – and especially to feel. Or, not feel.” – Jim Morrison
47. “I may not always be there with you, but I’ll always be there for you.” – Unknown
48. “Distance gives us a reason to love harder.” – Unknown
49. “I miss you more than a fish misses water.” – Unknown
50. “A true friend is someone who knows you’re crazy but loves you anyway.” – Unknown
51. “I don’t need a GPS to find you. You’re always in my heart.” – Unknown
52. “Distance means nothing when you have a true friend.” – Unknown
53. “I miss you more than a bird misses the sky.” – Unknown
54. “A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” – Unknown
55. “I don’t miss you just because you’re far away. I miss you because you’re you.” – Unknown
56. “Distance may keep us apart, but our friendship will always keep us together.” – Unknown
57. “I miss you more than a plant misses the sun.” – Unknown
58. “A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future.” – Unknown
59. “I don’t need a genie to grant me a wish. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
60. “Distance means nothing when someone means everything.” – Unknown
61. “I miss you more than a bear misses honey.” – Unknown
62. “A true friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you feel like crying.” – Unknown
63. “I don’t need a superhero. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
64. “Distance is just a reminder of how strong our friendship is.” – Unknown
65. “I miss you more than a flower misses the rain.” – Unknown
66. “A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.” – Unknown
67. “I don’t need a million dollars. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
68. “Distance means nothing when two hearts are connected.” – Unknown
69. “I miss you more than a desert misses the rain.” – Unknown
70. “A true friend is someone who knows the real you and still loves you anyway.” – Unknown
71. “I don’t need a fancy car. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
72. “Distance may be challenging, but our friendship is unbreakable.” – Unknown
73. “I miss you more than a bee misses his honeycomb.” – Unknown
74. “A true friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you.” – Unknown
75. “I don’t need a mansion. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
76. “Distance is just a test of how far love can travel.” – Unknown
77. “I miss you more than a bird misses his nest.” – Unknown
78. “A true friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.” – Unknown
79. “I don’t need a private jet. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
80. “Distance means nothing when you have a friend who will always be there for you.” – Unknown
81. “I miss you more than a tree misses its leaves.” – Unknown
82. “A true friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.” – Unknown
83. “I don’t need a yacht. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
84. “Distance may be long, but our friendship is strong.” – Unknown
85. “I miss you more than a fish misses the sea.” – Unknown
86. “A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” – Unknown
87. “I don’t need a private island. I have my best friend.” – Unknown
88. “Distance means nothing when you have a friend who will always be there to catch you.” – Unknown