Funny Goodnight Texts For Him

Funny Goodnight Texts For Him

If you’re looking for some hilarious ways to say goodnight to your significant other, look no further than these 99 funny goodnight texts for him:

1. “Goodnight, my love! Don’t let the bedbugs bite…unless they’re cute and cuddly.”
2. “Sleep tight, my dear. And remember, if you have any nightmares, just think of me and they’ll go away.”
3. “I hope you have sweet dreams, but not too sweet. I don’t want you getting diabetes in your sleep.”
4. “Goodnight, handsome. Don’t forget to brush your teeth before bed. Unless you want to give me a good reason to sleep on the couch.”
5. “May your dreams be filled with unicorns, rainbows, and lots of bacon.”
6. “Sleep well, my prince. And if you snore, I’ll just shove a pillow over your face until you stop.”
7. “Goodnight, my sweet. And remember, if you hear any strange noises in the night, it’s probably just the ghost of my ex-boyfriend. Sweet dreams!”
8. “I’m so glad we’re together, even in our dreams. Unless, of course, you’re dreaming about someone else. In which case, we need to have a talk.”
9. “Goodnight, my love. May your dreams be filled with all the things I can’t afford to buy you in real life.”
10. “Sleep well, my dear. And if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the embarrassing things I’ve done in front of your friends. That should put you right to sleep.”
11. “Goodnight, my handsome. And if you have any bad dreams, just remember that I’m always here to make them worse.”
12. “I hope you have a great night’s sleep. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to keep you up with my terrible jokes.”
13. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve embarrassed myself in front of your family. That should do the trick.”
14. “Sleep tight, my prince. And if you have any nightmares, just remember that I’m always here to make them worse.”
15. “Goodnight, my sweet. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve accidentally called you by my ex’s name. Sweet dreams!”
16. “I hope you have a great night’s sleep. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to keep you up with my terrible singing.”
17. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve eaten the last slice of pizza without asking you. That should do the trick.”
18. “Sleep well, my dear. And if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘The Notebook.’ That should put you right to sleep.”
19. “Goodnight, my handsome. And if you have any bad dreams, just remember that I’m always here to make them come true.”
20. “I hope you have sweet dreams. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make them into nightmare fuel.”
21. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘The Bachelor.’ That should do the trick.”
22. “Sleep tight, my prince. And if you have any nightmares, just remember that I’m always here to make them worse. But seriously, stop eating beans before bed.”
23. “Goodnight, my sweet. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you listen to my terrible puns. Sweet dreams!”
24. “I hope you have a great night’s sleep. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make it worse with my terrible cooking.”
25. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians.’ That should do the trick.”
26. “Sleep well, my dear. And if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you sit through my favorite rom-coms. That should put you right to sleep.”
27. “Goodnight, my handsome. And if you have any bad dreams, just remember that I’m always here to make them even worse. But seriously, stop snoring.”
28. “I hope you have sweet dreams. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make them into a horror movie.”
29. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘Twilight.’ That should do the trick.”
30. “Sleep tight, my prince. And if you have any nightmares, just remember that I’m always here to make them worse. But seriously, stop stealing the covers.”
31. “Goodnight, my sweet. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you listen to my terrible karaoke. Sweet dreams!”
32. “I hope you have a great night’s sleep. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make it worse with my terrible dance moves.”
33. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘The Real Housewives.’ That should do the trick.”
34. “Sleep well, my dear. And if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you sit through my favorite musicals. That should put you right to sleep.”
35. “Goodnight, my handsome. And if you have any bad dreams, just remember that I’m always here to make them even worse. But seriously, stop hogging the bed.”
36. “I hope you have sweet dreams. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make them into a terrible rom-com.”
37. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘The Walking Dead.’ That should do the trick.”
38. “Sleep tight, my prince. And if you have any nightmares, just remember that I’m always here to make them worse. But seriously, stop stealing all the pillows.”
39. “Goodnight, my sweet. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you listen to my terrible poetry. Sweet dreams!”
40. “I hope you have a great night’s sleep. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make it worse with my terrible impression of a dolphin.”
41. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘Game of Thrones.’ That should do the trick.”
42. “Sleep well, my dear. And if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch my favorite documentaries. That should put you right to sleep.”
43. “Goodnight, my handsome. And if you have any bad dreams, just remember that I’m always here to make them even worse. But seriously, stop stealing all the blankets.”
44. “I hope you have sweet dreams. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make them into a terrible action movie.”
45. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘The Office.’ That should do the trick.”
46. “Sleep tight, my prince. And if you have any nightmares, just remember that I’m always here to make them worse. But seriously, stop talking in your sleep.”
47. “Goodnight, my sweet. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you listen to my terrible stand-up comedy. Sweet dreams!”
48. “I hope you have a great night’s sleep. And if you don’t, just remember that I’m always here to make it worse with my terrible beatboxing.”
49. “Goodnight, my love. And remember, if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you watch ‘Breaking Bad.’ That should do the trick.”
50. “Sleep well, my dear. And if you have any trouble sleeping, just think of all the times I’ve made you sit through my favorite foreign films. That should put you right to sleep.”
51. “Goodnight, my handsome. And if you have any bad dreams, just remember that I’m always here to make them even worse. But seriously, stop kicking me in your sleep.”
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