Top 99 Funny Good Night Texts For Her
Are you looking for some hilarious good night texts to send to your significant other? Look no further! Here are 99 of the funniest good night texts for her:
1. “Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. But if they do, make sure to catch them and put them in a jar. We’ll sell them and become millionaires!” 2. “I’m not saying you snore, but last night I dreamt we were in a monster truck rally.” 3. “I hope you have a good night’s sleep, because tomorrow I’m going to make you laugh so hard, milk will come out of your nose.” 4. “Good night, my love. Dream of me, but not in a creepy stalker way.” 5. “I was going to send you a funny good night meme, but then I realized that you’re already pretty funny-looking. Just kidding, I love you!” 6. “I’m going to bed, but I’ll be dreaming of the day when we can sleep in until noon together.” 7. “Good night, my sweet. I love you more than a pizza with extra cheese.” 8. “I can’t wait to see you tomorrow and hear about all the weird dreams you had last night.” 9. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant spider chasing you through a haunted house.” 10. “Good night, my love. I’ll be dreaming of all the fun we’re going to have together in the morning.” 11. “I’m just going to bed, but I’ll be up all night thinking about you.” 12. “Good night, my sweet. Don’t let the bedbugs bite, unless they’re cute little bedbugs, in which case you should catch them and keep them as pets.” 13. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re being chased by a giant monster. Unless it’s a really cute monster.” 14. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the ways I can make you laugh tomorrow.” 15. “Good night, my love. May your dreams be filled with unicorns and rainbows and all that mushy stuff.” 16. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant chicken trying to peck your eyes out.” 17. “Good night, my sweet. I love you more than a cat loves knocking things off of tables.” 18. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the silly faces you make when you’re trying to be serious.” 19. “Good night, my love. Dream of me, but not in a creepy way. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.” 20. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re stuck in an elevator with a clown. Unless it’s a really funny clown.” 21. “Good night, my sweet. May your dreams be filled with puppies and kittens and all that fluffy stuff.” 22. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the inside jokes we have that nobody else understands.” 23. “Good night, my love. I love you more than a kid loves cake.” 24. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant hamster running on a wheel. Unless it’s a really cool wheel.” 25. “Good night, my sweet. Dream of me, but not in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.” 26. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the adventures we’re going to have together.” 27. “Good night, my love. May your dreams be filled with chocolate and ice cream and all that delicious stuff.” 28. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re stuck in a never-ending line at the DMV.” 29. “Good night, my sweet. I love you more than a dog loves chasing squirrels.” 30. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve laughed so hard we’ve cried.” 31. “Good night, my love. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves handcuffs.” 32. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant mushroom. Unless it’s a really cool mushroom.” 33. “Good night, my sweet. May your dreams be filled with sunshine and rainbows and all that happy stuff.” 34. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve danced like nobody’s watching.” 35. “Good night, my love. I love you more than a cat loves napping in a sunbeam.” 36. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re stuck in traffic on the way to Disneyland.” 37. “Good night, my sweet. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves a chainsaw.” 38. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve made each other laugh until we cried.” 39. “Good night, my love. May your dreams be filled with happiness and love and all that good stuff.” 40. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant slug. Unless it’s a really cute slug.” 41. “Good night, my sweet. I love you more than a kid loves Legos.” 42. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve sat in comfortable silence together.” 43. “Good night, my love. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves clowns or spiders or anything else scary.” 44. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re stuck in a never-ending meeting at work.” 45. “Good night, my sweet. May your dreams be filled with love and joy and all that good stuff.” 46. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve had deep conversations about life, the universe, and everything.” 47. “Good night, my love. I love you more than a bear loves honey.” 48. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant octopus. Unless it’s a really cool octopus.” 49. “Good night, my sweet. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves aliens or robots or anything else sci-fi.” 50. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve cuddled up and watched movies together.” 51. “Good night, my love. May your dreams be filled with peace and tranquility and all that calm stuff.” 52. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re stuck in a never-ending maze.” 53. “Good night, my sweet. I love you more than a fish loves water.” 54. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve gone on adventures and explored new places.” 55. “Good night, my love. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves zombies or vampires or anything else scary.” 56. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant pickle. Unless it’s a really cool pickle.” 57. “Good night, my sweet. May your dreams be filled with love and happiness and all that good stuff.” 58. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve laughed until we cried and our stomachs hurt.” 59. “Good night, my love. I love you more than a kid loves Christmas morning.” 60. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re stuck in a never-ending line at the grocery store.” 61. “Good night, my sweet. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves clowns or spiders or anything else creepy.” 62. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve stayed up late talking and laughing.” 63. “Good night, my love. May your dreams be filled with sunshine and rainbows and all that happy stuff.” 64. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant pickle. Unless it’s a really cute pickle.” 65. “Good night, my sweet. I love you more than a cat loves chasing a laser pointer.” 66. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve snuggled up together on a cold day.” 67. “Good night, my love. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves ghosts or goblins or anything else spooky.” 68. “I hope you have a dream about us tonight, but not one where we’re stuck in a never-ending traffic jam.” 69. “Good night, my sweet. May your dreams be filled with love and joy and all that good stuff.” 70. “I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be dreaming of all the times we’ve cooked together and made delicious meals.” 71. “Good night, my love. I love you more than a dog loves playing fetch.” 72. “I hope you have a dream about me tonight, but not one where I’m a giant tomato. Unless it’s a really cool tomato.” 73. “Good night, my sweet. Dream of me, but not in a way that involves anything scary or creepy or spooky.” 74. “I’m going