Top 99 Funny Golf Quotes From Movies

Looking for some laughs on the golf course? Look no further than these funny golf quotes from movies! Here are the top 99:

“I’m gonna give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“You know what’s really great about golf? You get to wear plaid pants and nobody can stop you.” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“You’re not good…you just hit a lucky shot.” – Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore
“I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Clark Griswold, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.” – Chubbs Peterson, Happy Gilmore
“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” – Bobby Jones, Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius
“I’m just happy to be here, hope I can help the ballclub.” – Lou Brown, Major League
“I’m going to hit it again because that shot was a defining moment and when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment or the moment defines you.” – Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup
“Hey, I’m no slouch. I can play this game. I’m not just some guy off the street. I’m a former athlete. I’m a former all-state linebacker. I’m a former NFL… Oh, God, I wish I had my uniform.” – Al Czervik, Caddyshack
“You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.” – Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore
“I’m hitting the woods, just like you asked.” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“It’s like playing golf in a hurricane.” – Dr. David Kessler, Jurassic Park
“I’m not a caddy. I’m the assistant greenskeeper.” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
“You’re not a loser. You’re just not a very good winner.” – John Daly, The Short Game
“I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while.” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“You’re not gonna win. You’re not good enough.” – Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore
“You’re more beautiful than a sunset on a golf course.” – Kevin Costner, Tin Cup
“You want to talk about a guy who’s a complete waste of talent? Joe Boo.” – Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup
“I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“I was born to play golf.” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
“You’re not playing with dolls, you’re playing with action figures!” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“I got the golf cart, and the speakers, and the music. You guys want to party?” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
“Don’t be a lawyer. You were put on this earth to play golf.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“Fore!” – Everyone, every golf movie ever
“I’m hitting the driver, and I’m feeling it today.” – Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup
“I’m not wearing any underwear.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“I don’t play golf for money, Paulie. I play golf to get away from money.” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
“The ball is like a woman. The more you talk to it, the more confused it gets.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“Be the ball, Danny. Be the ball.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“I’m gonna give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“You’re not good…you just hit a lucky shot.” – Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore
“I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Clark Griswold, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.” – Chubbs Peterson, Happy Gilmore
“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” – Bobby Jones, Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius
“I’m just happy to be here, hope I can help the ballclub.” – Lou Brown, Major League
“I’m going to hit it again because that shot was a defining moment and when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment or the moment defines you.” – Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup
“Hey, I’m no slouch. I can play this game. I’m not just some guy off the street. I’m a former athlete. I’m a former all-state linebacker. I’m a former NFL… Oh, God, I wish I had my uniform.” – Al Czervik, Caddyshack
“You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.” – Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore
“I’m hitting the woods, just like you asked.” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“It’s like playing golf in a hurricane.” – Dr. David Kessler, Jurassic Park
“I’m not a caddy. I’m the assistant greenskeeper.” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
“You’re not a loser. You’re just not a very good winner.” – John Daly, The Short Game
“I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while.” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“You’re not gonna win. You’re not good enough.” – Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore
“You’re more beautiful than a sunset on a golf course.” – Kevin Costner, Tin Cup
“You want to talk about a guy who’s a complete waste of talent? Joe Boo.” – Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup
“I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack
“I was born to play golf.” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
“You’re not playing with dolls, you’re playing with action figures!” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.” – Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“I got the golf cart, and the speakers, and the music. You guys want to party?” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
“Don’t be a

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