Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousin Male

Funny Birthday Wishes For Cousin Male

When it comes to wishing your male cousin a happy birthday, why not add some humor to the mix? Here are the top 99 funny birthday wishes for cousin male:

Top 99 Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin Male

1. Happy birthday to my favorite cousin! You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic!
2. Cousin, you’re like a brother to me…just not as annoying. Happy birthday!
3. Another year of life means another year of wisdom…or at least more dad jokes. Happy birthday, cousin!
4. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s so old, his birthday cake candles are a fire hazard.
5. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to use the senior citizen discount. Happy birthday!
6. Happy birthday, cousin! I hope your birthday cake has enough room for all the candles.
7. Cousin, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to needing a walker. Happy birthday!
8. Happy birthday to the cousin who’s always been the life of the party…even if that party is just a family dinner.
9. Cousin, you’re not just my family, you’re also my friend…which means I can make fun of you on your birthday. Happy birthday!
10. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been there for me…except for that one time when he stole my dessert.
11. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to nap whenever you want. Happy birthday!
12. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine wine…you just keep getting better with age.
13. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting wiser…or at least that’s what you keep telling yourself. Happy birthday!
14. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been more like a brother than a cousin…which means I can borrow money from you, right?
15. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to needing a hearing aid. Happy birthday!
16. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the life of the party…even if that party is just a family reunion.
17. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to becoming the oldest person in the room. Happy birthday!
18. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a superhero…except your power is being able to nap anywhere, anytime.
19. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more distinguished…or at least that’s what you keep telling yourself. Happy birthday!
20. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the funniest person in the room…even if nobody else is laughing.
21. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to wear your pants all the way up to your armpits. Happy birthday!
22. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine cheese…you just keep getting smellier with age.
23. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more forgetful…or at least I think you are. Happy birthday!
24. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the life of the party…even if that party is just a game night with the family.
25. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to use the bathroom wherever you want. Happy birthday!
26. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine whiskey…you just keep getting smoother with age.
27. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more experienced…or at least that’s what you tell yourself. Happy birthday!
28. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been there for me…except for that one time when he forgot my birthday.
29. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to wear your pants up to your chest. Happy birthday!
30. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine wine…you just keep getting cheaper with age.
31. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more distinguished…or at least that’s what you tell yourself. Happy birthday!
32. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the funniest person in the room…even if nobody else is in the room.
33. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to eat dinner at 4pm. Happy birthday!
34. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine cheese…you just keep getting moldier with age.
35. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more forgetful…or at least that’s what I keep reminding you. Happy birthday!
36. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the life of the party…even if that party is just a family vacation.
37. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to wear your pants up to your neck. Happy birthday!
38. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine whiskey…you just keep getting more expensive with age.
39. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more distinguished…or at least that’s what your toupee tells me. Happy birthday!
40. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been there for me…except for that one time when he fell asleep during my wedding.
41. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to wear your pants up to your chin. Happy birthday!
42. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine wine…you just keep getting more bitter with age.
43. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more experienced…or at least that’s what your comb-over tells me. Happy birthday!
44. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the funniest person in the room…even if nobody else is laughing.
45. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to eat dinner at 3pm. Happy birthday!
46. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine cheese…you just keep getting stinkier with age.
47. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more forgetful…or at least that’s what your hearing aid tells me. Happy birthday!
48. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the life of the party…even if that party is just a family reunion with no alcohol.
49. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to wear your pants up to your nose. Happy birthday!
50. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine whiskey…you just keep getting stronger with age.
51. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more distinguished…or at least that’s what your monocle tells me. Happy birthday!
52. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been there for me…except for that one time when he forgot my name.
53. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to wear your pants up to your forehead. Happy birthday!
54. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine wine…you just keep getting more acidic with age.
55. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more experienced…or at least that’s what your comb-over and toupee tell me. Happy birthday!
56. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the funniest person in the room…even if nobody else is in the room.
57. Cousin, you’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to being able to eat dinner at 2pm. Happy birthday!
58. Happy birthday, cousin! You’re like a fine cheese…you just keep getting more pungent with age.
59. Cousin, you’re not just getting older, you’re also getting more forgetful…or at least that’s what your walker tells me. Happy birthday!
60. Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s always been the life of the party…even if that party is just a family dinner with no dessert.
61. Cousin, you’re not just