Top 99 Funny Birthday Messages To Sister

Top 99 Funny Birthday Messages To Sister

Looking for some funny birthday messages to send to your sister? Look no further! Here are the top 99 quotes to make your sister’s birthday a little more hilarious:

1. “Happy birthday to my favorite sister (don’t tell the others).”
2. “Another year of surviving our crazy family. Congrats, sis!”
3. “Just think, if you were a wine, you’d be getting better with age. But you’re not. You’re just old.”
4. “I’m so grateful to have a sister like you…who’s always willing to share her clothes.”
5. “You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic. Like a fine wine, or a vintage pair of jeans.”
6. “Happy birthday to someone who’s almost as awesome as me.”
7. “You’re not old, you’re just…well, okay, you’re pretty old.”
8. “Another year of being fabulous! Or at least, pretending to be.”
9. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s still younger than me (even if it’s just by a day).”
10. “Don’t worry about your age, it’s just a number. A really big, really scary number.”
11. “Happy birthday to the person who knows all my secrets…and still loves me anyway.”
12. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
13. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go do something illegal.”
14. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
15. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
16. “Another year of being fabulous! Or at least, pretending to be.”
17. “Happy birthday to the only person who’s allowed to borrow my clothes…and still look better in them than I do.”
18. “You’re not old, you’re just…well, okay, you’re pretty old.”
19. “Another year of being awesome! Or at least, trying to be.”
20. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go do something illegal.”
21. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
22. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my rock. And by rock, I mean the thing that keeps me from floating away.”
23. “You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a vintage classic. Like a vinyl record, or a pair of Converse.”
24. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
25. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
26. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
27. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
28. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
29. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
30. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
31. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
32. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
33. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
34. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
35. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
36. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
37. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
38. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
39. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
40. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
41. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
42. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
43. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
44. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
45. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
46. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
47. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
48. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
49. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
50. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
51. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
52. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
53. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
54. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
55. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
56. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
57. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
58. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
59. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
60. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
61. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
62. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
63. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
64. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
65. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
66. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
67. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
68. “Happy birthday to the person who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
69. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
70. “Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my partner in crime. Let’s go rob a bank.”
71. “You’re like a fine wine, sis. Except you’re not really fine, and you kind of smell like vinegar.”
72. “Happy birthday to someone who’s always been there for me…even when I didn’t want you to be.”
73. “You know you’re getting old when you start to get birthday cards from your doctors.”
74. “Happy