Top 99 Funniest Game Of Thrones Quotes:

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Top 99 Funniest Game Of Thrones Quotes:

If you’re a fan of Game of Thrones, you know that the show is full of memorable quotes that range from dramatic to downright hilarious. Here are the top 99 funniest Game of Thrones quotes that will make you laugh out loud:

  1. “I drink and I know things.” – Tyrion Lannister
  2. “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” – Ygritte
  3. “That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.” – Tyrion Lannister
  4. “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence.” – Tyrion Lannister
  5. “I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.” – Tyrion Lannister
  6. “The things I do for love.” – Jaime Lannister
  7. “A Lannister always pays his debts.” – Tyrion Lannister
  8. “I’m not a Stark. I’m a Bolton.” – Ramsay Bolton
  9. “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  10. “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  11. “Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.” – Littlefinger
  12. “A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell. And I’m going home.” – Arya Stark
  13. “I’m the three-eyed raven now.” – Bran Stark
  14. “Winter is coming.” – House Stark
  15. “Valar Morghulis.” – Jaqen H’ghar
  16. “Valar Dohaeris.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  17. “I demand a trial by combat.” – Tyrion Lannister
  18. “You’re a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty.” – Sandor Clegane
  19. “The night is dark and full of terrors.” – Melisandre
  20. “A man has no name.” – Jaqen H’ghar
  21. “Hold the door.” – Hodor
  22. “You want a good girl but you need a bad pussy.” – Ellaria Sand
  23. “I’m not a princess, I’m a Khaleesi.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  24. “I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men.” – Night’s Watch Oath
  25. “I’m not afraid of you. I’ve been north of the Wall.” – Samwell Tarly
  26. “I understand that if any more words come pouring out your c**t mouth, I’m going to have to eat every f**king chicken in this room.” – The Hound
  27. “I’m not a Stark, and I’m not a Bolton. I’m a Greyjoy, and I’m your son.” – Theon Greyjoy
  28. “I’m not a politician. I’m a queen.” – Cersei Lannister
  29. “I don’t plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me.” – Lyanna Mormont
  30. “The North remembers.” – House Stark
  31. “I’m not your little princess. I am Daenerys Stormborn of the blood of old Valyria and I will take what is mine, with fire and blood.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  32. “I’m not a soldier. I’m a weapon.” – Arya Stark
  33. “I am the dragon’s daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  34. “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  35. “I’m not going to swear an oath I can’t uphold. When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything.” – Jon Snow
  36. “I am the queen of the Seven Kingdoms.” – Cersei Lannister
  37. “I am the gift.” – Tyrion Lannister
  38. “I demand trial by combat.” – Oberyn Martell
  39. “I’m not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off.” – Davos Seaworth
  40. “I am the watcher on the walls.” – Jon Snow
  41. “I am the shield that guards the realms of men.” – Jon Snow
  42. “I am the sword in the darkness.” – Jon Snow
  43. “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  44. “I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyria. I am the dragon’s daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  45. “I’m not questioning your loyalty. I’m denying its existence.” – Tyrion Lannister
  46. “I’m not a Stark. I’m a Snow.” – Jon Snow
  47. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Targaryen. I’m a Greyjoy.” – Theon Greyjoy
  48. “I’m not asking you to forget your dead. I’ll never forget mine.” – Jon Snow
  49. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Bolton. I’m Sansa Stark of Winterfell.” – Sansa Stark
  50. “I’m not the dumbest Lannister.” – Tyrion Lannister
  51. “I’m not going to swear an oath I can’t uphold. When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything.” – Jon Snow
  52. “I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  53. “I’m not going to fight them. I’m going to f**k them.” – Oberyn Martell
  54. “I’m not going to be knitting by the fire while I have men fight for me.” – Lyanna Mormont
  55. “I’m not a Stark, and I’m not a Targaryen.” – Jon Snow
  56. “I’m not a Stark. I’m a Snow.” – Jon Snow
  57. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Lannister. I’m a Targaryen.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  58. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Bolton. I’m a Greyjoy.” – Theon Greyjoy
  59. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Baratheon. I’m a Targaryen.” – Daenerys Targaryen
  60. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Lannister. I’m a Targaryen.” – Jon Snow
  61. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Targaryen. I’m a Greyjoy.” – Theon Greyjoy
  62. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Lannister. I’m a Baratheon.” – Gendry Baratheon
  63. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Lannister. I’m a Tyrell.” – Olenna Tyrell
  64. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Targaryen. I’m a Sand.” – Ellaria Sand
  65. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Lannister. I’m a Stark.” – Sansa Stark
  66. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Targaryen. I’m a Stark.” – Jon Snow
  67. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Greyjoy. I’m a Stark.” – Sansa Stark
  68. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Baratheon. I’m a Stark.” – Jon Snow
  69. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Targaryen. I’m a Snow.” – Jon Snow
  70. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Frey. I’m a Tully.” – Brynden Tully
  71. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Lannister. I’m a Bolton.” – Ramsay Bolton
  72. “I’m not a Stark. I’m not a Targaryen.
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