Top 99 Quotes From The Big Lebowski

Looking for some inspiration from one of the most iconic movies of all time? Look no further than the Coen brothers’ classic, The Big Lebowski. Here are the top 99 quotes from the film, as well as some ideas for how to celebrate your love of the movie with your friends and fellow fans.

“The Dude abides.”
“That rug really tied the room together.”
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
“I’m the Dude, man.”
“This aggression will not stand, man.”
“I don’t roll on Shabbos.”
“Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man.”
“Obviously you’re not a golfer.”
“You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!”
“Mark it zero!”
“Is this your homework, Larry?”
“Her life is in your hands, Dude.”
“You want a toe? I can get you a toe.”
“Do you have to use so many cuss words?”
“Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”
“I’ve had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.”
“The Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.”
“This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.”
“It’s like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh…”
“No one fucks with the Jesus.”
“Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.”
“I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.”
“I’m calmer than you are.”
“You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole.”
“That’s fucking interesting, man.”
“I was bowling.”
“I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
“You’re out of your element, Donny.”
“Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, the bar eats you.”
“Hey, at least I’m housebroken.”
“Mind if I do a J?”
“I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.”
“I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there.”
“What’s a pederast, Walter?”
“Hey, I’m not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude.”
“I’m saying, I see what you’re getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it’s shabbas, the sabbath, which I’m allowed to break only if it’s a matter of life or death…”
“I’m a brother shamus.”
“I’m not gonna sit here and blow smoke up your ass, Lieutenant.”
“I’m just gonna go find a cash machine, or something.”
“You got any leads, man?”
“I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
“I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.”
“I’m not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude.”
“I’m a brother shamus.”
“You’re not interested in hearing my opinion, are you?”
“Hey, relax, man, I’m a brother shamus.”
“Hey, I’m not kiddin’, man. He believes in nothing.”
“What do you need that for, Dude?”
“I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there.”
“I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off.”
“Are these the Nazis, Walter?”
“You’re out of your element.”
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
“I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or His Dudeness… Duder… or El Duderino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
“Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
“I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.”
“You’re not wrong, Walter, you’re just an asshole.”
“That’s fucking interesting, man.”
“Shut the fuck up, Donny.”
“Fuck it, let’s go bowling.”
“Hey, at least I’m housebroken.”
“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.”
“It’s a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.”
“The Dude abides.”
“Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.”
“That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
“I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.”
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just your opinion, man.”
“No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.”
“I’m not Mr. Lebowski, you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude.”
“You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!”
“Eight-year-olds, Dude.”
“I hate the fucking Eagles, man.”
“Nobody’s gonna cut your dick off, Larry.”
“I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or, you know, El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
“I’m saying, I see what you’re getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it’s shabbas, the sabbath, which I’m allowed to break only if it’s a matter of life or death…”
“He had emotional problems, man.”
“Hey, this is a private residence, man.”
“I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.”
“Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
“We’re nihilists, we believe in nothing.”
“Man, if my fuckin’ ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin’ dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I’d tell her to go fuck herself.”
“I’m just gonna go find a cash machine, or something.”
“I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
“Hey, relax, man, I’m a brother shamus.”
“I’m not Mr. Lebowski, you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude.”
“I’m a brother shamus.”
“I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.”
“That’s a great plan, Walter. That’s fuckin’ ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It’s a Swiss fuckin’ watch.”
“This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
“I am the walrus.”