Top 99 Baby Shower Card Message Funny Quotes

Are you looking for some hilarious and witty baby shower card messages? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of the top 99 quotes to make the mom-to-be laugh and add some fun to the celebration.

“Congratulations on successfully graduating from the world of sleeping in and doing whatever you want, to the world of nappy changing and sleepless nights.”
“Good luck with the baby, and remember: sleep is for the weak.”
“You know you’re a parent when going to bed at 9 pm is considered a wild night.”
“Welcome to parenthood! Where going to the grocery store alone is a vacation.”
“Get ready for the best roller coaster ride of your life, except it never ends.”
“Who needs sleep when you have a new baby? Just kidding, you’ll still need sleep.”
“Enjoy your freedom while it lasts, because soon you’ll be a slave to the nap schedule.”
“You can never have too many diapers, but you can definitely have too few.”
“Remember when you used to think you were tired? Haha, good times.”
“Don’t worry, the first 18 years are the hardest.”
“Parenthood: the only job where you get no training, no sick days, and no pay.”
“Congratulations on entering the world of projectile vomiting and explosive poops!”
“The baby might be small, but the messes they make are mighty.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Whac-A-Mole.”
“Welcome to the club where the coffee is always cold and the laundry is never done.”
“May your baby’s cries be few, and their naps be long.”
“Parenthood is like a marathon, except instead of running, you’re carrying a baby and instead of a finish line, there’s no end in sight.”
“Enjoy every moment with your new baby, even the ones at 2 am when you’re covered in spit-up.”
“If there’s one thing you’ll learn as a new parent, it’s that you can never have too much coffee.”
“Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! May they bring you as much happiness as a full night’s sleep.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate crash course in patience and selflessness.”
“The best part about having a baby? You get to be a kid again!”
“Good luck with the diaper changes, and remember: nose plugs are your friend.”
“Being a parent is like being in a constant state of déjà vu.”
“Parenthood: the great equalizer of all sleep-deprived, coffee-fueled humans.”
“Get ready for the most rewarding, exhausting, and messy job of your life.”
“Parenthood: the only job where going to the bathroom alone is considered a luxury.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they be as cute as they are loud.”
“Parenthood: because sometimes love just isn’t enough to keep you awake.”
“May your baby’s smiles be plentiful, and their diaper explosions be few.”
“Parenthood is like playing a game of Jenga, except the blocks are your sanity.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much joy as they do dirty laundry.”
“Parenthood is like a never-ending game of Simon Says, except the commands come from a tiny human and there’s no winning.”
“Good luck with the sleepless nights and endless diaper changes, and remember: you’re not alone.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate test of endurance, patience, and coffee consumption.”
“May your baby’s giggles be contagious, and their tantrums be short-lived.”
“Parenthood: where the days are long, but the years are short.”
“Good luck with the baby, and don’t forget to stock up on coffee and wine.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending episode of Survivor, except the challenges involve sleep deprivation and diaper blowouts.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much joy as they do sleepless nights.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate test of patience and multitasking.”
“May your baby’s first words be ‘I love you,’ and their first steps be towards the coffee maker.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Tetris, except the blocks are dirty dishes and laundry piles.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much happiness as a full night’s sleep.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate exercise in humility and grace.”
“May your baby’s cries be music to your ears, and their poops be contained.”
“Parenthood is like a never-ending game of Red Light, Green Light, except the rules are always changing.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much laughter as they do dirty diapers.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate balancing act of love, patience, and caffeine.”
“May your baby’s first words be ‘I slept through the night,’ and their first steps be towards the coffee pot.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of 20 Questions, except the answer is always ‘I don’t know.’”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much joy as they do laundry.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate lesson in unconditional love and selflessness.”
“May your baby’s smiles be contagious, and their tantrums be few and far between.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Chutes and Ladders, except the chutes are the tantrums and the ladders are the coffee.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much happiness as they do sleepless nights.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate teacher of patience, perseverance, and the art of multitasking.”
“May your baby’s first words be ‘I made you breakfast,’ and their first steps be towards the coffee maker.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Follow the Leader, except the leader is a baby and there’s no end in sight.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much laughter as they do dirty dishes.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate reminder that life is messy, but love is worth it.”
“May your baby’s giggles be contagious, and their diaper changes be few.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Twister, except the mat is covered in toys and the rules are always changing.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much joy as they do laundry.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate lesson in patience, humility, and the power of love.”
“May your baby’s first words be ‘I’ll make dinner,’ and their first steps be towards the coffee pot.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Duck, Duck, Goose, except the ducks are the dirty dishes and the geese are the tantrums.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much happiness as they do sleepless nights.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate reminder that the best things in life are often the messiest.”
“May your baby’s smiles be frequent, and their diaper explosions be rare.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Mother, May I, except the ‘Mother’ is a baby and the ‘May I’ is a tantrum.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much laughter as they do dirty laundry.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate journey of love, sacrifice, and the pursuit of caffeine.”
“May your baby’s first words be ‘I’ll do the dishes,’ and their first steps be towards the coffee maker.”
“Parenthood is like being in a never-ending game of Hot Potato, except the potato is a crying baby and there’s no end in sight.”
“Congratulations on your new baby! May they bring you as much joy as they do dirty dishes.”
“Parenthood: the ultimate lesson in patience, resilience, and the power of love.”
“May your baby’s giggles be contagious, and their tantrums be short.”