Top 99 Avatar The Last Airbender Funny Quotes
Avatar: The Last Airbender is one of the most beloved animated series of all time, and it’s filled with some truly hilarious moments. From Sokka’s sarcastic quips to Aang’s innocent humor, the show is full of funny quotes that will have you laughing out loud. Here are the top 99 Avatar: The Last Airbender funny quotes:
1. “My first girlfriend turned into the moon.” – Sokka 2. “I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord!” – Toph 3. “I’m not saying I’m the Avatar, but I am saying no one has ever seen me and the Avatar in the same room together.” – Sokka 4. “The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn’t it?” – Zuko 5. “I’m too young to die!” – Aang 6. “I’m not a messenger, I’m a genius.” – Sokka 7. “I’m the meat and sarcasm guy.” – Sokka 8. “I don’t need luck, though. I don’t want it. I’ve always had to struggle and fight, and that’s made me strong. It’s made me who I am.” – Zuko 9. “The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.” – The Boulder 10. “I’m not afraid to take a stand, everybody come take my hand.” – Aang (attempting to sing) 11. “My cabbages!” – The Cabbage Merchant 12. “It’s a giant mushroom… maybe it’s friendly!” – Sokka 13. “It’s a giant mushroom… MAYBE IT’S HOSTILE!” – Sokka (after being attacked by the mushroom) 14. “I’m not good at math, okay?” – Sokka 15. “I’m not a quitter. I’m just not a starter.” – Sokka 16. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing, er, Sokka 17. “I want you to know, I’m not a monster… well, technically I am a monster, but not a JERK monster.” – Appa 18. “I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty sure I’m the Avatar.” – Aang 19. “That’s rough, buddy.” – Zuko 20. “I’m just a guy with a boomerang. I didn’t ask for all this flying and magic!” – Sokka 21. “I am a warrior, but I’m a girl too.” – Suki 22. “I hope you like your new nickname, The Melon Lord!” – Toph 23. “I don’t need a weapon, I am one!” – Toph 24. “I don’t know how to ride lizards! Great, everyone else knows how to ride lizards.” – Sokka 25. “I’m sorry, but are you saying that you need more boomerang in your life?” – Sokka 26. “I’m so hungry, I could eat a platypus-bear.” – Aang 27. “I’m just a guy trying to make a living, you know?” – The Cabbage Merchant 28. “I have a natural curiosity.” – Zuko (after being caught spying) 29. “I’m not a fan of the Boiling Rock. Or prison, generally.” – Sokka 30. “I’m not gonna fight you, I’m gonna kick your butt!” – Sokka 31. “I’m sorry I’m not as tough as you, Uncle.” – Zuko 32. “I’m not a quitter. I’m just not good at anything.” – Sokka 33. “I don’t need luck, I’ve got Earthbending.” – Toph 34. “I have a surprise for you, too! It’s a joke: how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.” – Aang 35. “I’m not afraid to put the heat on.” – Uncle Iroh 36. “I’m not a fan of this whole ‘avatar’ thing. It’s a little…messy.” – Jet 37. “I’m not a traitor, Zuko. I’m just tired of chasing you.” – Uncle Iroh 38. “I’m not gonna lie. This is pretty cool.” – Sokka (riding on Appa for the first time) 39. “I’m not gonna let you mess up my hair!” – Sokka 40. “I’m not a baby, I know how to paddle.” – Aang 41. “I’m the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!” – Aang 42. “I’m not a messenger, I’m a delivery boy.” – Sokka 43. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a normal teenager.” – Aang 44. “I’m not a fan of war. Unless we’re winning.” – Sokka 45. “I’m not a fortune teller, I can’t see the future.” – Sokka 46. “I’m not a waterbender, I’m a warrior!” – Sokka 47. “I don’t need luck, I need a plan.” – Sokka 48. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” – Aang 49. “I’m not a fan of vegetables. But I like you, Twinkle Toes.” – Toph 50. “I’m not a fan of getting hurt.” – Aang 51. “I’m not a fan of getting lost in the woods.” – Aang 52. “I’m not a fan of getting captured.” – Aang 53. “I’m not a fan of getting burned.” – Aang 54. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by giant lizards.” – Aang 55. “I’m not a fan of getting hit in the head with rocks.” – Aang 56. “I’m not a fan of getting bitten by venomous snakes.” – Aang 57. “I’m not a fan of getting smacked in the face with boomerangs.” – Aang 58. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with flaming rocks.” – Aang 59. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant spiders.” – Aang 60. “I’m not a fan of getting lost in the desert.” – Aang 61. “I’m not a fan of getting trapped in ice.” – Aang 62. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with lightning.” – Aang 63. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in underground caves.” – Aang 64. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by giant birds.” – Aang 65. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with giant snowballs.” – Aang 66. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant fish.” – Aang 67. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in quicksand.” – Aang 68. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by giant eels.” – Aang 69. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with flying rocks.” – Aang 70. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant bees.” – Aang 71. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in mud.” – Aang 72. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by giant spiders…again.” – Aang 73. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with water…wait.” – Aang 74. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant crabs.” – Aang 75. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in caves…wait.” – Aang 76. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by the Fire Nation…okay, that one’s legit.” – Aang 77. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with rocks…or is it?” – Aang 78. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant buzzard wasps.” – Aang 79. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in swamps.” – Aang 80. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by the Dai Li.” – Aang 81. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with sand…wait, yes I am.” – Aang 82. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant gorillas.” – Aang 83. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in the Spirit World.” – Aang 84. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by the Library’s knowledge spirit.” – Aang 85. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with boomerangs…wait, yes I am.” – Aang 86. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant fish monsters.” – Aang 87. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in the Foggy Swamp.” – Aang 88. “I’m not a fan of getting chased by Azula and her friends.” – Aang 89. “I’m not a fan of getting hit with rocks…again.” – Aang 90. “I’m not a fan of getting attacked by giant centipedes.” – Aang 91. “I’m not a fan of getting stuck in a giant drill.” – Aang 92. “I’m not a